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Joke of the Day

"Before you get all smug about ""science"" ask yourself why no microwave can penetrate the heart of a lasagna."

"Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy"

"I always tell my kids to stay in school... but they keep fucking coming back."

"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."

"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."

"Dog Joak! FIRSED PART OF JOAK: how manny dogs does it take to scroo up a lite bulb? SECKENED PART OF JOAK: it dipends how you pyle the bodys."

"Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'"

"Could you buy me something cheap for lunch, please? Sure thing, how about the gluten? It's free"

"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"

"Why does Ganondorf hate reddit Because it has too many links! (I'll show myself out :) )"