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Joke of the Day

"Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'"

"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"

"Just received an invitation to the local nudists club... I though why not, I've got nothing on."

"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."

"I'm always a little suspicious of women who say that they don't ""remember things"""

"I'm a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!"

"Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky."

"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"

"Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis? She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!"

"If you can read this please let me know because, it means I blocked the wrong person. I'm still getting used to this Stupid timeline!"