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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"
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"A German walks into a French bar There is no counter."
"I saw two blind dudes fighting the other day... .. and I yelled ""I'm rooting for the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away."
"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."
"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"
"Everyone thought you could get a writing job from twitter but that never happens anymore its only for things like becoming the president"
"""Time is an arbitrary concept"" is apparently a bad way to explain to your boss why you missed the project deadline"
"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."
"A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."
"Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too."