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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off? Because mail men don't come on Sundays."

"Facebook tells me today is ""National Winnie the Pooh Day"" ... I hope they're ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office"

"My wife tied me up before sex last night She then rolled over and went to sleep."

"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"

"The White Stripes Knock, knock! Who's there? Meg White's most complex drumbeat. --- ^(Stolen from 4chan's /mu/ board: http://redd.it/2cl0cw)"

"Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic Church... The priest says, ""you're not welcome here"". Higgs Boson says ""you can't have mass without me."" . . . . . drrrrrrr dish! * Exit Stage Right *"

"Two guys were walking down the street. . . One guy turns into a building, the other one goes, ""Oh my God! How the fuck did you do that?!"""

"Stay out of sight - Lei Lo"

"A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did."

"What do you call it when you marry your male cousin? Your Cuzband"