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Joke of the Day

"Two guys were walking down the street. . . One guy turns into a building, the other one goes, ""Oh my God! How the fuck did you do that?!"""

"welcome back to guitar 101 everybody. what now, steve? uh, hey. are you gonna make the 'snapped my g-string' joke? no *steve leaves*"

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!"

"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"

"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."

"Q: What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle? A: Wheeee!"

"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"

"I bet cats are pissed at dogs because their name only anagrams to ""tac"""

"How much money do gay bars make? A buttload."

"Jesus must have had a chiseled, muscular body... I mean, he did cross fit, for God's sake. And the Bible tells us he was cut, ripped, and shredded."