226846

Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""

"My dick is like the movie Birth of a Nation its long, epic and black people dont like it."

"(Spoilers) Ian McShane in GoT I guess that makes him Deadwood."

"Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time? Because they're easier to spot"

"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."

"what's Forrest Gump's password 1forrest1"

"Kissing 101: 1. Open your mouth 2. Wider, that's it. 3. Stick out your tongue 4. Then walk towards her and pray she doesn't run away."

"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"

"What do a baby and a martini have in common? I prefer both of them shaken"

"I wish I had an old Asian man for a pet. That way I could name it ""Old Yeller"""