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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to see a psychiatrist He's frantic. He says to the doctor, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE!"" The doctor says, ""calm down, you're two tents."""

"So a little boy and a child molester are walking though a forest in the middle of the night. The little boy says,""I'm scared."" So the Molester says,""You're scared? I've gotta walk back alone!"""

"Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? KEVIN!"

"I was casually swimming with a great white shark today. Until he bit my whole arm off."

"What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon? He got Lemonaids."

"My car and I have one thing in common... ...we're both broke as hell."

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"

"It's so weird to think that nothing before the invention of pics happened."

"My love life is like magic... Because it dosen't exist"

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."