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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Scooby-Doo backwards its about some kids helping a business owner enter a costume contest then minding their own business."

"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"

"I loaned my cell phone to Bill Cosby Now I can't get it to wake up."

"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."

"What do you call a resounding period? A standing ovulation."

"Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea"

"She asked me to buy Tampons so I bought Kotex, because that one time I wanted ice cream and she bought frozen yogurt."

"What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist."

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you."

"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."