43082
Joke of the Day
"What is true and false at the same time? This"
Next Joke
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, at least two, provided the lightbulb is big enough."
"Hitting on a girl at a bar.... She keeps telling me ""Dan, I'm bisexual, I'm bisexual."" I say ""That's great. I buy sex too. How much?"""
"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."
"My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4."
"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster goes cockle-doodle-doo and and a prostitute goes any cock will do"
"A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?"
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's a hardware problem"
"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"