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Joke of the Day
"Male excuses: 1. I forgot 2. I didn't know 3. I wasn't sure 4. What?"
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"Cop: You know why I pulled you over sir? Me: Because you suck at finding rapists, murders, molesters, thieves, and arsonists?"
"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"
"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"
"I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?"
"You could put me in any city, and I could find a Taco Bell or Chipotle within minutes. My burridar is accurate to about 10 meters."
"As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice."
"What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D"
"Just saw a car with ""Just Married"" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean.."