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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a car with ""Just Married"" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean.."

"So summer is coming up and i think I'm in good enough shape to pull off a two piece. The hardest part is just chasing her down."

"Q: What has four legs and several fins? A: A happy bear!"

"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."

"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"

"If I had a pound for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive."

"3-year-old: I can't run as fast as everybody else. Me: Why not? 3-year-old: I don't have enough feet."

"Why does Pinocchio lie? because he's a fucking liar"

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. Am I doing this right?"