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Joke of the Day
"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
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"My boss was all, ""Do you know why I called you to the office, "" and I was like, ""I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."""
"advertising slogans are the official language of the united states of america"
"Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the ""Caution Wet Floor"" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle."
"Binoculars have to be the worst gift you can buy for a cyclops."
"Why are Ice Cream Truck music so loud ? NSFW To muffle the sound of the captive kids that are held captive"
"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."
"Sean Connery the plumber, available 24/7, rain or shnow. Becaushe the shitty never shleeps."
"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."
"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."