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Joke of the Day

"I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?"

"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"

"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"

"Today's episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel."

"I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!"

"What do you call a native american women that has 2 periods a month? a 2 cycle engine"

"So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things."

"Why is Congress like a cold? Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose)."

"I have a friend called Rick that was recently turned into cotton... we have to call him Threadrick now. I thought of this joke on the way to buy my lunch today, I hope it's not already been made."

"Why didn't Hitler go to strip clubs? Because he didn't like poles."