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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"

"Why doesn't the GOP establishment want Trump as their nominee? They hate colored people."

"Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car"

"that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie"

"With the brexit news, they say the pound is failing. They're calling it the ounce, now."

"I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once."

"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."

"I'm thinking about going on a day trip but I just don't know where to get the LSD"

"I doubt vodka has all the answers But it's worth a shot."

"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."