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Joke of the Day
"all my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second"
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"Thank you for calling the constipation hotline... Please hold."
"If websites were athletes, Reddit would be a fencer. Obsessed with points and always reposting."
"So a blind man walks into a bar... and a table, and a couple of chairs"
"I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold."
"A roofer is working on a house and falls through the ceiling and the people on the inside say, ""nice of you to drop in."""
"guy who wrote the Folgers jingle never got woken up with a blowjob."
"How many people does it take to start a riot? -3/5"