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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your neighbor voted for Trump? They've got a big burning ""t"" in their yard."
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"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."
"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."
"I put the short word in the slightly longer word."
"What did the hungry computer programmer say? All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble."
"What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!"
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread."
"What do a weather man and a fat penis doctor have in common? They are both meteorologists. (Works better spoken)"
"I didn't fall for you, you f*cking tripped me"
"What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!"