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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your neighbor voted for Trump? They've got a big burning ""t"" in their yard."
Next Joke
"I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!"
"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"A priest, a rabbi, and the Holy Prophet Muhammad walk into a bar. The Prophet Muhammad beheads the priest and the rabbi, and burns down the bar."
"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."
"How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask? He claims to be your father. Edit: it's just a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard."
"My girlfriend was sucking my dick...... My girlfriend was sucking my dick when she took it out of her mouth and said ""I don't really like the way dicks look."" I said ""Hmmm, it must be about taste"""
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"
"The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier."