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Joke of the Day
"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"
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"I heard there was an amber alert! I was like ""Shit Terrorist attack!But then my friend told it meant that some kid had gone missing. I was like ""Oh thank god!"""
"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."
"My father was a nun Whenever the judge asked him for his occupation he would always answer ""nun""."
"And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars."
"My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there"
"*overeats sugar* *gets diabetes* *gets limbs amputated* *can finally smile authentically in pics now that not worried what to do with hands*"
"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"
"[restaurant] WAITER: And to drink? ME: I'll have a coke and a pepsi. WAITER: Is pep...um...Is cok...ok...Is...I...what.. *waiter spontaneously combusts*"
"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."