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Joke of the Day
"I just finished doing 100 push-ups over a period of 8 years"
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"Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed? because Santa came early! I'll let myself out."
"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."
"I FREAKING SWEAR!! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME WHAT AN EASY-GOING, PATIENT, AND CHILL PERSON I AM, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!!!"
"How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic? Cash or Czech Edit: a word"
"Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now."
"The Enola Gay Made rice crispies long before Kellogg's"
"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."
"Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime"
"Q: What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission? A: He Apollo-gized."