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Joke of the Day
"What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!!"
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"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""
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"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."
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"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes"