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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)"
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"Seeing as you guys are liking these at the moment, What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat? One mucks around in fountains."
"What do you call a shed full of black people? Antique farm equipment"
"There's no law against parrots calling you at work just to chat."
"H: Do you like carpet or prefer it bare? M: I'm OK with a little carpet of she shaves the rest H: We're talking about floors M: HR again?"
"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""
"A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often. They called it the Carpal Tunnel"
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."" ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex."
"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."