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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)"
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"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"
"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"
"My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears."
"To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?"
"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."
"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey.. 19 years old & full of coke.."
"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."
"A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks ""Is the bartender here?"""