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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a shed full of black people? Antique farm equipment"

"What is a clowns fart made of? Laughing gas."

"if you think about all the people you didn't marry, you've had a positive impact on virtually every life in the world"

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"I'm agnostic. What happens to me when I die? Idk. (I decay)"

"How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes."

"Why did Trump run in Us instead of Canada? Because He's worried that he would win with a minority government."

"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."

"I would tell you a joke about a vampire... ...but it would probably suck."

"What do Indian flowers grow? Patels (this may or may not have been inspired by a dumb facebook post I saw)"