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Joke of the Day

"All Canadians are hipsters because they all celebrated Thanksgiving a month before it was cool."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count."

"Knock Knock? Who is there? Willis. Willis who? Willis d**k fit in your mouth?"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue... I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast!"

"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"

"Have you heard about the new Corduroy Pillow? It's been making headlines."

"The man who invented anagrams has died. May he erect a penis."

"Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants?"

"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""

"Me: I just stepped in dog shit, isn't that weird? Her: Not really Me: Ok, what if I told you I knew it was there?"