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Joke of the Day
"All Canadians are hipsters because they all celebrated Thanksgiving a month before it was cool."
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"What is comedian and former MTV show host Tom Green's favorite brand of pen? Uni-Ball"
"I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon"
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"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"
"The most unrealistic movies aren't fantasy and sci-fi. They're the movies where people have a conversation in the pouring rain."
"The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll"
"My lesbian neighbour just gave me a Rolex I think she misunderstood when I told her I wanna watch..."
"Enough with the bass jokes. Just drop it. wubwubwub"
"My ex got me arrested cause i used to sit outside her house all day. She thought i was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."