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Joke of the Day
"To think, millions of children go to bed every night without knowing what their Sleep Number is."
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"I'm very concerned with sleeveless shirts as of late I have a vested interest"
"I like my wine like I like my women 9 years old and locked in the cellar"
"there should be 1 line at every store for people who have their shit together"
"The DNC Yup"
"Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !"
"Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) Crimes2) Accidents 3) MarriagesNeed I say more?"
"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"
"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"
"What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies"