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Joke of the Day
"Reddit's post limit reminds me of the Cleveland Show 1 joke every 10 minutes."
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"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."
"""HOW MUCH FOR THE GREEN SMART CAR?"" ""Ma'am, that's a watermelon"""
"Do you know how the store Menards got its name? A pirate was kicked in the nuts and he went, ""Arr! Me-nards!"""
"Carbs are my starch enemy."
"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"
"Using Craigslist can get you murdered, but that's only one of its many advantages"
"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"
"What do you call a wolf that is cautious? An aware wolf."
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