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Joke of the Day

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"Nigel Farage walks into a bar Convinces the patrons to set it on fire, and then leaves."

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"

"A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"

"Have you heard that they're filming the first porno in space. They're calling it smutnik"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver"

"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."

"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."