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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."

"What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches? A paracetamole!"

"Complex numbers are all fun and games.... ....until someone loses an i...."

"Congratulations on passing your test! You have HIV!"

"Where do baby apes sleep? Apricots."

"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."

"Wife: where's the baby? Me: up on the roof Wife: THE ROOF? Me: relax. He's got sunscreen on"

"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."

"What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes can get old...."

"50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*"