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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."
Next Joke
"Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you."
"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"
"What did little Hitler get for his birthday? His Third Treich."
"It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7... but at least they went out with a bang."
"Terminator doesn't google himself he uses Altavista baby."
"They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!"
"I had diarrhea till 5am It was shitty"
"What kind of shoes do pedophiles like? White Vans"
"What do condoms and taxes have in common? Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools."