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Joke of the Day
"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""
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"What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes."
"You know how to tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick taste like blood."
"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "
"My smart friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"I'm not racist, racism is a crime. And only black people commit crimes."
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."
"Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant."
"I like my jokes like I like my coffee. The same stuff seven times a day."