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Joke of the Day

"A drunk man's reasoning; ""What the hell, she's only ugly in the face"""

"What's the difference between a final exam and an orgy? In an orgy, you fuck and then get tested. In a final exam, you get tested and then you're fucked."

"MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts."

"PERV IN THE LINGERIE STORE Q: Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? A: The panties were half off."

"No Olympian will ever be better at medaling than the gang on Scooby Doo."

"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels. #circuseverydamnday"

"My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it's because it's a Dell."

"Why did the snowman start smiling Because he saw the snow blower coming"

"When I say ""It's a long story,"" it doesn't mean it's actually a long story. It means I just don't want to tell you."

"What pdf reader do Jedis use? The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader"