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Joke of the Day
"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."
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"I used to be a People Person, but People ruined it for me!!!"
"Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss."
"Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !"
"Why don't black people like tylenol? Because its white and it works."
"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."
"Writing a horror movie featuring all black actors. It's ten minutes long and everyone dies at the same time."
"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"
"All music classes were banned at my school... They said the classes encouraged too much sax and violins..."