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Joke of the Day
"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."
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"A percussionist gets punched. What does it do? It would block."
"if you can't handle me at my worst, you're probably that gutless Outback Steakhouse shift manager who called the cops on me last night"
"Reagan laying down some jokes about the Soviets. (Youtube clip) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A"
"What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance? PrecipiSatan"
"We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land"
"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""
"Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise"
"What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? Glue."
"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""