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Joke of the Day

"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."

"C-sections are like the Digiorno of pregnancy..... It isn't delivery, but it still tastes like one."

"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"

"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"

"MY DATE WHO IS A SQUID: What movie should we see? ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*"

"Boys: I may not have the biggest boobs, but I sure do have the right number of 'em!"

"Two Goldfish are in a tank and one says to the other, you drive, I'll fire the gun"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"

"So, a friend of the bride gives her a wedding gift... It is an Elsa mug. Why? Cause she should have let him go."

"50 mph winds here and I looked out the window and saw a package of Oreos fly by my house. At this rate, I will never have to leave for food."