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Joke of the Day

"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."

"How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ...none they would rather sit in the dark (im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke)"

"Zimbabweans have dismissed Mugabe rumour saying ""Mugabe cannot have a heart attack. He doesnt have a heart."""

"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."

"It's better to have hope in your soul.."

"The NBA is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones."

"Felt sad that rabbits ate all my marigolds. Then felt glad that I don't have to water them anymore. Suburban life is a roller coaster."

"I can't face my checkbook so I check my Facebook."

"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."

"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."