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Joke of the Day
"The NBA is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones."
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"Does syria have any walmarts? No, only targets."
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."
"Religion is like a penis It's perfectly acceptable to have one, but unacceptable to flaunt yours in public."
"A fun thing about having kids is how they ask for help with their homework. On the way to school."
"What's the best part of having sex with twenty-six year olds? There's 20 of them!"
"We live in a time where ""He is hot"" is more important than ""He is a nice guy."""
"So apparently a gorilla got shot at the zoo for grabbing a kid that had wandered into its enclosure.. And social media went apeshit."
"My attempt at a terrible Christmas joke. What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas? Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*"