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Joke of the Day

"What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !"

"We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place We found Stark in an iron case We found Hulk in some gamma rays We found Thor punching Lokis face"

"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."

"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."

"What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch? Namaste"

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Edit: Come on! It s a joke, don t get butt hurt! And yes, I spelled woman wrong, who cares?"

"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."

"Some guy keeps saying he's going to post a pic of his girlfriend in his next submission to r/Femdom but never delivers OP is a flagellate"

"I like my women like Hillary Nasty and exposed !"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Juan."