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Joke of the Day

"I need a guy who's cute charming smells good smells really good like cinnamon and sugar and flaky crust and actually I just need some pie"

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"An Irishman walks out of a bar."
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"Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass."
"FRIEND: Australia has 9 of the 10 world's deadliest snakes ME: OMG ONE ESCAPED?!"