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"What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's? 56eh."
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"My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that... now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations."
"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."
"How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb... Two, one to do the job, and another to shoot all the witnesses."
"[therapy session] THERAPIST: ok...I totally respect your feelings & you sound genuine...but that was just the plot of Jurassic Park ME: nuh uh"
"What About Having Viagra Jelly Dessert? http://rx-drugsmart.co/product/Viagra+Jelly.html"
"If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus."
"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"
"Me: Will my girlfriend be ok using Chanel 5 if she's never used Chanel 1-4 Salesgirl: *into walkie talkie* security he's back here again"
"q: what's brown and sits on the piano, steaming ? a: Beethoven's 1st movement."