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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who thought he performed brain surgery on himself? Turned out, it was all in his head."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog."

"You know what they say about people with big feet. They have big shoes"

"What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"

"What's the difference in roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other... *sigh*"

"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"

"Why do women have orgasms? Because it's just another chance for them to moan."

"What is Kanye's favorite Transformer? Bruce Jenner"

"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"