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Joke of the Day
"You must be twins. You're too stupid to be one person. #MyBestInsult"
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"Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police? An un-armed gingerbread man"
"What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town? A bumblegee"
"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Me: This relationship is what? Over."
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"
"Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Not breathing ( )"
"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."
"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."
"Never marry a girl whose mother's name is Hope.... because 'Hope' never dies."