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Joke of the Day
"What's black and doesn't work in an office? Decaf coffee!"
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"My own joke that I'm incredibly proud of: What kind of weather do Black Prince tomatoes grow best in? Purple Rain"
"*uses Ouija board* NEW PHONE WHO DIS"
"I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something."
"If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic"
"they say a friend will come over and help you move and a good friend will help you move a body I have two good friends"
"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."
"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."
"Something came in the mail today.... DEEZ NUTZ!!!! HA!!!! GOT HEM!!! GOT HEM!!!"
"Well well well. If it isn't old Saint Nick trying to slide down this chimney after ignoring my texts for a year."