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Joke of the Day
"How does a stripper find jobs? She does netwerking!"
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"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid."
"Where does the President keep his armies? In his Baracks"
"growing up my sister was a cutter... thankfully, she got help and no longer cut herself; she would just ask me to do it..."
"Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane? He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale."
"Where do Amish people go to get medicine? To the farmacy."
"I complained to my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said ""Don't be ridiculous! Everyone hasn't met you yet"""
"It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat."
"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."