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Joke of the Day
"How does a stripper find jobs? She does netwerking!"
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"Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila."
"Chinese girl for her number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."
"What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."
"What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest."
"Trying to act like I tripped on purpose has become something of a full time job."
"So I've been clearing out my attic... ... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust."
"If we were compressed down to a single dimension ... what would be the point of it all?"
"A man gets pulled over, the officer says to him ""How high are you?"" The man replies, ""No officer it's 'hi, how are you?'"""