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Joke of the Day
"I DIDN'T SAFELY EJECT MY FLASH DRIVE AND NOW MY DOG IS DEAD"
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"[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!"
"What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence"
"I'm writing a book about poets who have been jailed It's called prose and cons"
"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"
"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"
"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"
"I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant."
"Why is a doctor always calm? He got a lot of patients"