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Joke of the Day
"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"
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"They say that when you find a spider in Australia... you hear boss battle music."
"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."
"me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening"
"What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite? An autistocrat."
"Brothels in Thailand have a red and white striped pole outside like a barbars shop! I didn't know! Imagine my shock when I went in and asked for a 'number 2 all over'"
"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."
"What do you do when a cannibal eats a vegetable? Throw away the wheelchair"
"A baby that is starting to wake up from a nap is like a solar eclipse. Whatever you do, do not look directly at it."