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Joke of the Day

"It's 2012 and we still don't serve all food in a bread bowl."

"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"Donald Trump wants to build a wall between USA and Mexico... It's okay, we have tunnels."

"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"

"I hate it when people ask me what i'll be doing in 5 years time C'mon!! I don't have 2020 vision"

"In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity. It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks."

"just saw someone I love eat pizza with a fork & knife and this just really goes to show that people are monsters and you can't trust anyone"

"Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard."

"I like my coffee like I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer!"

"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."