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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"2 wrongs don't make a right But 3 rights make a left"

"If WWII had happened in 2015, and Hitler hadn't killed himself: Interviewer: So, Mr. Hitler, what were your reasons for having killed 12 million people? Hitler: It's just a prank, bro!"

"Her: You ate that entire bag of fried cheese snacks? Him: Thought you said they were baked. Her: I said YOU were baked."

"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."

"Elevator is broken. Had to use the other one. #firstworldproblems"

"What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? ""Hodor! Hodor!"""

"What did one penny say to the other penny? Come with me and we will make cents."

"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"

"What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out."