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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people ask me what i'll be doing in 5 years time C'mon!! I don't have 2020 vision"

"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mommy He knows it."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"

"Zebra joke! I heard that zebras are neutral about racism."

"How do you know if a Catholic girl puts out? Ask her about her relationship with her father"

"So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife!"

"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"

"Why did President Obama get two terms? Because every black man gets a longer sentence."

"Calm down girls, it's Starbucks. They sell coffee, not unicorn blood."

"Did you hear about the Polack that crashed a helicopter? He was getting cold, so he turned off the fan"