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Joke of the Day
"In the navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
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"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"
"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""
"In response to McDonald's pay with hugs campaign, Nationwide will allow you to pay for insurance with DEATH."
"What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing*"
"I told my wife I was going to the toilet. She said, ""Don't forget to spray."" Now there's piss everywhere."
"Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test."
"What music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music"
"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."
"A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars. ""Thirty dollars?"" he replies. ""What do you need twenty dollars for?"""