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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."

"I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did"

"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."

"I hung out with a mushroom today. What a fungi."

"99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code Take one down, patch it around, 126 bugs in the code"

"What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower."

"As you get older dating becomes a lot like Musical Chairs. The music stops, everyone sits down and you're left with the last idiot standing."

"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."

"Bolt beats De Grasse in 200m because he's Jamaican You could even say Bolt smokes De Grasse."

"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"