158275

Joke of the Day

"Just think, in 10 years you're going to wish you look as good as you do right now. Assuming you're still alive. ~inspirational"

Next Joke
 
"Nothing sucks worse... than a shitty vacuum cleaner"
"What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants."
"Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos? Ryes over rum."
"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."
"Hey parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is water."
"Why won't you read this joke? Cause you've already reddit!"
"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."
"FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with ""iPhone 6 in Stock"" and watch the shenanigans ensue."
"I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great I'd much rather have June weather"
Terms & Privacy