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Joke of the Day
"What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common? They both are jamming people."
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"One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel."
"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"
"I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular."
"How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Count for yourself..."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."
"Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted."
"Why does santa have such a big sack? Cause he only comes once a year."
"So he says "" Nice glasses"" and I say "" Thanks! They're for seeing "" *slaps knee*"
"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."