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Joke of the Day

"One time I made a snowman and gave him a cucumber nose. Carrot noses are the standard protocol but I'm what u would call a rebel."

"I was going to write a joke about taps... ...but I didn't want to faucet."

"A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened."

"What did the necrophiliacs girlfriend say before going bowling?"

"The south was reported to have more Ashley Madison users than any other region in the U.S. I guess family isn't always enough."

"I think my girlfriend might have an eating disorder I threw her onto the bed last night and my dog jumped up to retrieve her"

"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"

"""I'm the world champion of hearing,"" I lied to the girl at the bar. 20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw"

"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""

"If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit"