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Joke of the Day
"Before you send that mass ""Merry Christmas!"" text don't."
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"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself."
"What did the executioner say to the prisoner? ""Hang on a minute."""
"My favorite musician pun ||: lather, rinse :||"
"I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything I imagined it to be."
"A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""
"today, i learned that ""Donald Trump"" is an anagram of ""Tan Dump Lord"" ...it's like his parents knew all along"
"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."